33. Bullets re: Missoula, running, THE AC

Words + paragraphs = too hard. Bullets.

• Missoula is fine.
  
  
• To escape the horrors of my life I have turned to Humphrey Bogart. I've watched more movies in the past week than I can count on one hand.
  
  
• My preoccupation with Sport (still said with the German accent) continues. Am now doing track and yoga and pilates etc. Pilates can be like yoga but to a much more dastardly effect.
  
  
• Half marathon yesterday vindicated my training. Or vindicated me. Or vindicated half marathons. Not sure which. I felt good and in control and started thinking, "I love half marathons!" but that was around mile 6 and around mile 9 I was thinking, "When will this stupidness end!" and then I started freaking out at mile 12 but overall it was fine and I broke 1:50.
  
  
• Have started reading conservative blogs. Did you know that BHO might be the AC?!? True story! I'm not saying he is, I'm saying he probably is. Also, did you know that hand-washing is for commies? It's true! Jesus tells us in the Bible not to wash our hands! Only the AC would make us wash our hands on 9/9/9! Not that hand-washing is bad, it's just that, Jesus says kids don't have to wash their hands, and kids are special, and BHO is the AC, and did you know that he was born in a country that didn't even exist yet? Only the AC could manage to be born in a country that doesn't exist yet! Also, my heart bleeds for all the 10 to 15 million people who didn't get to read this entry because they were aborted by BHO. Also, online translation tools are bad because they're destroying the Tower of Babel that God built with his own two hands.
  
  
• Got a record of Disney Just So Stories today and I just realized (I am slow) that they are creation stories and I'm surprised I was allowed to listen to them when I was a kid. Did anyone think Walt Disney was the AC? And if they didn't, why not?
  
  
• My jobby job ends in a month and with it my health insurance and full-time paycheck etc. Come January I will be completely unemployed and sooooooooooooo: I am planning an imaginary trip to Australia! To make it unimaginary I'm thinking of selling my car.
  
  
• I don't want to sell my car (it's a goddamn showpiece) and if I do I know I will regret it for the entire rest of my goddamn life and I will spend the entire rest of my goddamn life talking about it, but maybe we all need tragedy like that in our lives.
  
  
• Bedtime!