78. FISH

As if anyone needed another reason to stay the heck out of the river! Look!

Summer storm. Fishmonster in foreground.

(Photo has been altered - you couldn't actually see the fish in the picture so I had to draw it in.)

There's a huge fish in the river! It's at least two and a half feet long! That's not an exaggeration - TWO AND A HALF FEET LONG. I've seen it twice! It just sits there on the bottom of the river by the California Street bridge all day long waiting for people or bodies to float by!

Yeah, I know. I'm not stepping a toe in that water (until it's made its way to Idaho and becomes a large lake - then it's fine and all the fish and bodies have been filtered out by the dams).